What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 05:45

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
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-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
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Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.